{"id":1015,"date":"2017-11-03T17:13:01","date_gmt":"2017-11-03T17:13:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/?page_id=1015"},"modified":"2017-11-03T17:13:01","modified_gmt":"2017-11-03T17:13:01","slug":"a-shaggy-dog-story","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/a-shaggy-dog-story\/","title":{"rendered":"A Shaggy-dog Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the height of the Depression back in the thirties and this down<\/p>\n<p>and out fellow is sitting on a curb in Kansas City. The wind is up\u00a0 and<\/p>\n<p>comes a sheet of newspaper tumbling down the street. Turns out it&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>the classified section of The New York Times but he reads it anyway.<\/p>\n<p>In it he sees this add, &#8220;Lost, shaggy dog, if found please return<\/p>\n<p>to no. 10 Belvedere Place,\u00a0Mayfair, London. Handsome reward&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Moments later he looks up and lo and behold, here comes a shaggy dog<\/p>\n<p>wandering down the street.\u00a0He jumps up, collars the dog, hails<\/p>\n<p>a taxi\u00a0and goes to the railroad station. There he takes a train to NYC. with<\/p>\n<p>the dog in tow. When he gets to NYC., he takes a taxi to the docks and<\/p>\n<p>boards a liner bound for Southhampton, England. Upon arrival, he<\/p>\n<p>takes the boat-train\u00a0up to London, hails a taxi and gives the driver<\/p>\n<p>the address in Mayfair. When he gets to the house he grabs the dog,<\/p>\n<p>runs up the steps and rings the bell. A rather elegant lady opens<\/p>\n<p>the door and excitedly he says, &#8220;lady, I&#8217;ve found your dog lady,<\/p>\n<p>this is your dog lady, right?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She glances at the dog, turns to him and exclaims,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;good heavens no!, it wasn&#8217;t that shaggy&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Islander.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>e<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the height of the Depression back in the thirties and this down and out fellow is sitting on a curb in Kansas City. The wind is up\u00a0 and comes a sheet of newspaper tumbling down the street. Turns out it&#8217;s the classified section of The New York Times but he reads it anyway. In &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/a-shaggy-dog-story\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Shaggy-dog Story&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1015","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1015"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1017,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1015\/revisions\/1017"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}