{"id":1030,"date":"2017-11-12T15:31:15","date_gmt":"2017-11-12T15:31:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/?page_id=1030"},"modified":"2017-11-12T15:31:15","modified_gmt":"2017-11-12T15:31:15","slug":"bang-bang-youre-dead","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/bang-bang-youre-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"Bang-Bang, You&#8217;re Dead!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Men have striven forever to possess a superior weapon,<\/p>\n<p>the English longbow at Agincourt comes to mind.<\/p>\n<p>I can go in more than one direction from here, let&#8217;s go<\/p>\n<p>down this path, shall we?<\/p>\n<p>When I was a kid we played cops and robbers, cowboys<\/p>\n<p>and Indians, bang-bang, you&#8217;re dead. If you were the one<\/p>\n<p>who was supposed to be dead and you didn&#8217;t fall down,<\/p>\n<p>you were considered a bad sport, poor form indeed!<\/p>\n<p>When\u00a0we grow up and fantasy becomes reality,<\/p>\n<p>it could suddenly be bang-bang and you really are dead.<\/p>\n<p>But trust Mother-fucking Mankind to seek the ultimate weapon<\/p>\n<p>and therefore consign itself to, &#8220;bang-bang, we&#8217;re all dead&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p>Ha,ha!<\/p>\n<p>Islander.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Men have striven forever to possess a superior weapon, the English longbow at Agincourt comes to mind. I can go in more than one direction from here, let&#8217;s go down this path, shall we? When I was a kid we played cops and robbers, cowboys and Indians, bang-bang, you&#8217;re dead. If you were the one &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/bang-bang-youre-dead\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bang-Bang, You&#8217;re Dead!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1030","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1030"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1030\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1031,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1030\/revisions\/1031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}