{"id":1268,"date":"2018-07-18T19:34:22","date_gmt":"2018-07-18T19:34:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/?page_id=1268"},"modified":"2018-07-18T19:34:22","modified_gmt":"2018-07-18T19:34:22","slug":"signs","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/signs\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Signs&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;And the sign said &#8220;Long haired freaky people need not apply&#8221;<br \/>\nSo I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why<br \/>\nHe said &#8220;You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you&#8217;ll do&#8221;<br \/>\nSo I took off my hat, I said &#8220;Imagine that huh! Me working for you!<br \/>\nWhoa-oh-oh<\/p>\n<p>Sign, sign, everywhere a sign<br \/>\nBlockin&#8217; out the scenery, breakin&#8217; my mind<br \/>\nDo this, don&#8217;t do that, can&#8217;t you read the sign?<\/p>\n<p>And the sign said anybody caught trespassin&#8217; would be shot on sight<br \/>\nSo I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house<br \/>\n&#8220;Hey! what gives you the right?<br \/>\nTo put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in<br \/>\nIf God was here he&#8217;d tell you to your face, man, you&#8217;re some kinda sinner&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sign, sign, everywhere a sign<br \/>\nBlockin&#8217; out the scenery, breakin&#8217; my mind<br \/>\nDo this, don&#8217;t do that, can&#8217;t you read the sign?<\/p>\n<p>Now, hey you, mister, can&#8217;t you read?<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t even watch, no you can&#8217;t eat<br \/>\nYou ain&#8217;t supposed to be here<br \/>\nThe sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside<br \/>\nUgh!<\/p>\n<p>And the sign  said, &#8220;Everybody welcome. Come in, kneel down and pray&#8221;<br \/>\nBut when they passed around the plate at the end of it all<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t have a penny to pay<br \/>\nSo I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign<br \/>\nI said &#8220;Thank you, Lord, for thinkin&#8217; bout me. I&#8217;m alive and doin&#8217; fine&#8217;<br \/>\nWooo!<\/p>\n<p>Sign, sign, everywhere a sign<br \/>\nBlockin&#8217; out the scenery, breakin&#8217; my mind<br \/>\nDo this, don&#8217;t do that, can&#8217;t you read the sign?<\/p>\n<p>Sign, sign, everywhere a sign<br \/>\nSign<br \/>\nSign, sign&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Composer, Les Emerson, lead vocalist of the Five Man Electrical Band.<\/p>\n<p>Islander.<\/p>\n<p>c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;And the sign said &#8220;Long haired freaky people need not apply&#8221; So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why He said &#8220;You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you&#8217;ll do&#8221; So I took off my hat, I said &#8220;Imagine that huh! Me working &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/signs\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8220;Signs&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1268","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1268"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1269,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1268\/revisions\/1269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}