{"id":1270,"date":"2018-07-18T21:20:35","date_gmt":"2018-07-18T21:20:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/?page_id=1270"},"modified":"2018-07-18T21:20:35","modified_gmt":"2018-07-18T21:20:35","slug":"on-facebook","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/on-facebook\/","title":{"rendered":"On Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let me flat out state that I&#8217;m well aware of the fact that<br \/>\nI&#8217;m pissing into the wind on this one; so be it.<br \/>\nI was aware of Facebook when it came on the scene, but only<br \/>\nwitnessed it a couple of years ago.<br \/>\nAnd what I saw queered me at once and for all time, vis-\u00e0-vis Facebook.<br \/>\nI was sitting under a tiki hut having a beer with friends I had made at that time when one of them opened his computer, fired it up<br \/>\nand went to what turned out to be his Facebook page.<br \/>\nOn it he showed me many pictures of family and acquaintances,<br \/>\ntaken at parties or celebrations.<br \/>\nEventually we came upon a photo of a woman, she might have been of<br \/>\nhis blood or just an acquaintance, I can&#8217;t remember but what I<br \/>\ndistinctly remember is that it was a full frontal portrayal<br \/>\nof her sitting pants down on a toilet.<br \/>\nMercy!,&#8211;it proves that there is no God,<br \/>\nfor if there were, surely he would have mercy, ha,ha!<br \/>\nTo be continued.<br \/>\nIslander.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me flat out state that I&#8217;m well aware of the fact that I&#8217;m pissing into the wind on this one; so be it. I was aware of Facebook when it came on the scene, but only witnessed it a couple of years ago. And what I saw queered me at once and for all &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/on-facebook\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;On Facebook&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1270","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1271,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1270\/revisions\/1271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}