{"id":142,"date":"2016-07-10T19:24:06","date_gmt":"2016-07-10T19:24:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/?page_id=142"},"modified":"2016-07-10T19:24:06","modified_gmt":"2016-07-10T19:24:06","slug":"gods-big-mistake","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/gods-big-mistake\/","title":{"rendered":"Gods Big Mistake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Or was it? You know, the Bible quite often makes sense,<\/p>\n<p>better men than me have come to that conclusion.<\/p>\n<p>However, I feel that sense must have its order, therefore I <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">will<\/span><\/p>\n<p>argue the chronology, or timeline if you will of Genesis.<\/p>\n<p>I believe that God rested on the sixth day. I can envisage God<\/p>\n<p>that Saturday morning sitting on the rock he had just created,<\/p>\n<p>pondering the firmament and all the creatures, except for one.<\/p>\n<p>Surely he must have thought &#8220;damn I&#8217;ve created a perfect world&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>But then, like a bolt out of the blue he had also just created, came<\/p>\n<p>the thought, &#8220;shit, there&#8217;s no such thing as perfection, what to do?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So that Saturday he kicked back, relaxed and gave it some thought.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Voila&#8221;, on Sunday he created man.<\/p>\n<p>Is God the original practical joker?, I wouldn&#8217;t\u00a0 be surprised.<\/p>\n<p>I put it to you believer, you were made in Gods image.<\/p>\n<p>Surely you&#8217;re aware that mankind is quite adroit at destroying<\/p>\n<p>its own creations, writers and artists are notorious for it.<\/p>\n<p>Was God not an artist?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Islander<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or was it? You know, the Bible quite often makes sense, better men than me have come to that conclusion. However, I feel that sense must have its order, therefore I will argue the chronology, or timeline if you will of Genesis. I believe that God rested on the sixth day. I can envisage God &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/gods-big-mistake\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Gods Big Mistake&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-142","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":143,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/142\/revisions\/143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}