{"id":1510,"date":"2019-05-07T20:16:56","date_gmt":"2019-05-07T20:16:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/?page_id=1510"},"modified":"2019-05-07T20:16:56","modified_gmt":"2019-05-07T20:16:56","slug":"confucius-or-confuse-us","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/confucius-or-confuse-us\/","title":{"rendered":"Confucius or Confuse us?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I recently bought a tool from Harbor Freight. A floor-jack, automotive,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>made in Shin-wa{that&#8217;s my phonetic of Chinois}by the way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Read the instructions, put it in the trunk and forgot about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I knew at the time that I should&#8217;ve familiarized myself with it,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>get to know it as it were but who has the time?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, got it out to jack up a boat and realized how far I had put <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>the cart before the horse, car and boat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So I read the instructions again, followed the instructions but alas,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>something was wrong, something didn&#8217;t work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So I said to myself, &#8220;fuck the instructions,figure it out&#8221; and focused<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>on the machinery itself, eventually discovering  a solid, stout ,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> intricately designed black plastic part, looking for all the world like<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>an integral part of the device, but not shown on the illustrations or<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>mentioned in the instructions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I realized immediately that its removal would solve the problem<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>and, after  quite some fumbling on my part, dislodged it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Which brings me to the point. Was a description of that roadblock<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  left out of relevant information  an oversight or was <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>it intentional? Is someone somewhere in the world fucking with my head?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If so, I&#8217;m telling you they had me going for sometime,ha,ha!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Islander.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I recently bought a tool from Harbor Freight. A floor-jack, automotive, made in Shin-wa{that&#8217;s my phonetic of Chinois}by the way. Read the instructions, put it in the trunk and forgot about it. I knew at the time that I should&#8217;ve familiarized myself with it, get to know it as it were but who has the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/confucius-or-confuse-us\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Confucius or Confuse us?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1510","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1510"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1511,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1510\/revisions\/1511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}