To the average American out there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you like to take your spouse, if you have one,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
and spend four years in Europe, all expenses paid<\/p>\n\n\n\n
courtesy of the United States government?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then all you have to do is contribute one million<\/p>\n\n\n\n
dollars to the person who will make it possible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You need no other qualification. No expertise,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
no intelligence necessarily and certainly<\/p>\n\n\n\n
no qualms about being an absolute impostor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sad, fucking sad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Islander.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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