{"id":1736,"date":"2020-01-17T21:13:02","date_gmt":"2020-01-17T21:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/?page_id=1736"},"modified":"2024-09-24T13:50:03","modified_gmt":"2024-09-24T13:50:03","slug":"the-dutch-boy-and-the-dike","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/the-dutch-boy-and-the-dike\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dutch-boy and the Dike"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>Do you remember that one about the Dutch-boy standing there with hs finger in the dike? Of course you do, I think his name was Donald, I could be wrong. Anyway, to continue the story, passersby would ask &#8220;why are you sticking your finger in that dike, Donald?&#8221; and Donald would reply, &#8220;if I don&#8217;t, everything will go to shit!&#8221;, ha,ha!\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 As you know, I&#8217;m fond of analogy. Islander.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you remember that one about the Dutch-boy standing there with hs finger in the dike? Of course you do, I think his name was Donald, I could be wrong. Anyway, to continue the story, passersby would ask &#8220;why are you sticking your finger in that dike, Donald?&#8221; and Donald would reply, &#8220;if I don&#8217;t, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/the-dutch-boy-and-the-dike\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Dutch-boy and the Dike&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1736","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1736"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2853,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1736\/revisions\/2853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}