{"id":1981,"date":"2020-08-04T22:29:11","date_gmt":"2020-08-04T22:29:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/?page_id=1981"},"modified":"2024-09-24T15:47:13","modified_gmt":"2024-09-24T15:47:13","slug":"if-the-shoe-fits","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/if-the-shoe-fits\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;If the Shoe Fits&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>&#8220;Wear it, and I&#8217;m wearing it, and they know it.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>They call me a fraud; as if they&#8217;re not.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>They say I&#8217;m a coward; yet they salute me,hail me and do<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>everything to please me,<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>so, who&#8217;s the coward now?<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>They say I have no heart; what&#8217;s heart have to do with it?<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>They say I&#8217;m lewd and crude; but I&#8217;m telling you, women love to<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>be grabbed down below better than the tit, they&#8217;re much more<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>sensitive there, don&#8217;tcha know?<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>They say I&#8217;m a bigot; so what, I&#8217;m not the first president in that respect.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>They say I&#8217;m just plain rotten; well if that&#8217;s the case I&#8217;ve come to <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>the right place, here in DC. I have to live in a dump<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>but you can&#8217;t have everything[and I&#8217;m working on that too].<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>They say I&#8217;m a fascist; well, Mussolini did well with it.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Enough, it&#8217;s three AM. and I have to take a shit on somebody.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>POTUS&#8221;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Ha,ha,&#8212;&#8212;ha,ha,ha!       <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Islander.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Wear it, and I&#8217;m wearing it, and they know it. They call me a fraud; as if they&#8217;re not. They say I&#8217;m a coward; yet they salute me,hail me and do everything to please me, so, who&#8217;s the coward now? They say I have no heart; what&#8217;s heart have to do with it? They say &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/if-the-shoe-fits\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8220;If the Shoe Fits&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1981","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1981"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2859,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1981\/revisions\/2859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}