If the “Ape that walks like a Man” wins in November, <\/p>\n\n\n\n
my first post will be titled; ha, I’ll bet you thought <\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Fuck Me to Death”, but no, it will be titled<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Goodbye America, hello Amerika.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Islander.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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