{"id":2220,"date":"2021-02-06T20:01:47","date_gmt":"2021-02-06T20:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/?page_id=2220"},"modified":"2021-02-07T01:38:37","modified_gmt":"2021-02-07T01:38:37","slug":"addendum-to-kipling","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/addendum-to-kipling\/","title":{"rendered":"Addendum to Kipling"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Kipling was intelligent, of course. He wrote in rhyme and meter admirably suited to the story told. I&#8217;m fairly intelligent, and to that point I presented the ballad in the form it was composed.                                                                                     But , fuck me to death, for along comes WordPress&#8217;s artificial intelligence, which is as dumb as a rock, dumber than the last president and exemplifies Funk and Wagnalls third definition of artificial, i.e. feigned; fictitious.               In its misbegotten, myopic misanthropy it skewers Kipling  and, goddamn it to fuck, me! Therefore I suggest you acquire the ballad on the Internet as presented by the Kipling Society.   Islander.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kipling was intelligent, of course. He wrote in rhyme and meter admirably suited to the story told. I&#8217;m fairly intelligent, and to that point I presented the ballad in the form it was composed. But , fuck me to death, for along comes WordPress&#8217;s artificial intelligence, which is as dumb as a rock, dumber than &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/addendum-to-kipling\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Addendum to Kipling&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2220","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2220"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2224,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2220\/revisions\/2224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}