{"id":244,"date":"2016-08-12T23:14:24","date_gmt":"2016-08-12T23:14:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/?page_id=244"},"modified":"2024-01-26T16:25:14","modified_gmt":"2024-01-26T16:25:14","slug":"fuck","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/fuck\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I like to use that word a lot, and my handlers assure me that as<br \/>\nlong as I do not use it in any gross way it&#8217;s just another four<br \/>\nletter word to them.<br \/>\nInterestingly, I think, neither my Funk and Wagnalls or Webster<br \/>\noffer a definition, although Webster does give a definition for foul<br \/>\nmouthed. I&#8217;m quite sure I know why they decline a definition,<br \/>\nthey would have to publish a book as thick as the world.<br \/>\nMy wife constantly scolds me for its use, however if she stubs<br \/>\nher toe,Hark! [I finally get to use an exclamation point]<br \/>\nShe says, &#8220;you have such a decent command of the language,<br \/>\nit detracts&#8221;, I say, &#8220;shit, I&#8217;m from the gutter&#8221;.<br \/>\nThere is a lot to be said for gutters, the civilized world could<br \/>\nnot have developed nor come so far without them.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m particularly fond of saying &#8220;fuck me to death&#8221;, I&#8217;ve even<br \/>\nlearned to say it in Spanish, &#8220;senga me al muerte&#8221;, or something<br \/>\nlike that. My personal definitions could be described as<br \/>\nperhaps elation, perhaps disappointment.<br \/>\nWhen a cat meows, or a dog barks, or a lion roars or an elephant<br \/>\ntrumpets, might they be saying &#8220;fuck&#8221; or &#8220;fuck me&#8221;?<br \/>\nI wouldn&#8217;t be surprised. Islander<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like to use that word a lot, and my handlers assure me that as long as I do not use it in any gross way it&#8217;s just another four letter word to them. Interestingly, I think, neither my Funk and Wagnalls or Webster offer a definition, although Webster does give a definition for foul &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/fuck\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Fuck&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-244","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=244"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2772,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/244\/revisions\/2772"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}