{"id":461,"date":"2016-10-29T19:30:29","date_gmt":"2016-10-29T19:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/?page_id=461"},"modified":"2016-10-29T19:30:29","modified_gmt":"2016-10-29T19:30:29","slug":"bachs-goldberg-variations-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/bachs-goldberg-variations-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Bach&#8217;s Goldberg Variations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Quite often, when listening to a favorite piece of classical music,<br \/>\nI will say to my wife, &#8220;I do not wish to be disturbed unless the house<br \/>\nis on fire&#8221;.<br \/>\nWhen listening to the Goldberg Variations I say, &#8220;I do not wish to be<br \/>\ndisturbed even if the fucking house is on fire&#8221;.<br \/>\nIslander<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quite often, when listening to a favorite piece of classical music, I will say to my wife, &#8220;I do not wish to be disturbed unless the house is on fire&#8221;. When listening to the Goldberg Variations I say, &#8220;I do not wish to be disturbed even if the fucking house is on fire&#8221;. Islander<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-461","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=461"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":462,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/461\/revisions\/462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}