{"id":675,"date":"2017-04-11T15:16:52","date_gmt":"2017-04-11T15:16:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/?page_id=675"},"modified":"2024-05-07T20:14:37","modified_gmt":"2024-05-07T20:14:37","slug":"salt","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/salt\/","title":{"rendered":"Salt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You can salt a mine, everyone knows that, but did you know<\/p>\n<p>you can also salt a mind? How so you might ask.<\/p>\n<p>Easy, just watch enough of what passes for news<\/p>\n<p>on network television, and take it from me your<\/p>\n<p>mind will be well salted with bullshit that is<\/p>\n<p>liberally sprinkled on a few tidbits of truth.<\/p>\n<p>Too much salt robs the body of its health<\/p>\n<p>and too much bullshit robs the mind of its reason.<\/p>\n<p>Islander.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can salt a mine, everyone knows that, but did you know you can also salt a mind? How so you might ask. Easy, just watch enough of what passes for news on network television, and take it from me your mind will be well salted with bullshit that is liberally sprinkled on a few &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/salt\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Salt&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-675","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=675"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2793,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/675\/revisions\/2793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}