{"id":694,"date":"2017-04-19T17:57:52","date_gmt":"2017-04-19T17:57:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/?page_id=694"},"modified":"2017-04-19T17:57:52","modified_gmt":"2017-04-19T17:57:52","slug":"herbie","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/herbie\/","title":{"rendered":"Herbie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I once worked with a fellow , so many years go<\/p>\n<p>you could conceivably think these words were coming<\/p>\n<p>from the grave. Anyway one day he uttered the following.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you&#8217;re all white you&#8217;re allright, if you&#8217;re all brown<\/p>\n<p>you can hang around, but if you&#8217;re all black, stand back&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Herbie was not a racist. I know what a racist is, just like<\/p>\n<p>I know what a schmuck is.<\/p>\n<p>A racist is one who dislikes another race with no basis,<\/p>\n<p>that is to say they probably have had no contact or<\/p>\n<p>limited, essentially no concrete knowledge of the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">other<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>A schmuck is a guy who steps out of the shower<\/p>\n<p>to take a piss. Ha-ha!<\/p>\n<p>No, at that time I took what Herbie said not as a slur,<\/p>\n<p>but as a fact; moreover, a fact that stands to this day.<\/p>\n<p>Islander.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once worked with a fellow , so many years go you could conceivably think these words were coming from the grave. Anyway one day he uttered the following. &#8220;If you&#8217;re all white you&#8217;re allright, if you&#8217;re all brown you can hang around, but if you&#8217;re all black, stand back&#8221;. Herbie was not a racist. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/herbie\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Herbie&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-694","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=694"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":695,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/694\/revisions\/695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}