{"id":727,"date":"2017-05-26T20:05:25","date_gmt":"2017-05-26T20:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/?page_id=727"},"modified":"2018-09-17T06:11:05","modified_gmt":"2018-09-17T06:11:05","slug":"another-joke","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/another-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Muslim, a Jew and a\u00a0 Christian enter\u00a0a tavern and saunter up<\/p>\n<p>to the bar. The bartender says, &#8220;what can I get you<\/p>\n<p>gents, gentiles and infidels?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Christian says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll have a Blood of the Lamb&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The Jew says, &#8220;do you have Kosher booze?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Muslim says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll have a Shirley Temple&#8221;.\u00a0 Ha,ha!<\/p>\n<p>Islander.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Muslim, a Jew and a\u00a0 Christian enter\u00a0a tavern and saunter up to the bar. The bartender says, &#8220;what can I get you gents, gentiles and infidels?&#8221; The Christian says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll have a Blood of the Lamb&#8221;. The Jew says, &#8220;do you have Kosher booze?&#8221; The Muslim says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll have a Shirley Temple&#8221;.\u00a0 Ha,ha! Islander. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/another-joke\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Another Joke&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-727","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=727"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1337,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/727\/revisions\/1337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}