{"id":769,"date":"2017-06-24T20:01:56","date_gmt":"2017-06-24T20:01:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/?page_id=769"},"modified":"2017-06-30T15:01:17","modified_gmt":"2017-06-30T15:01:17","slug":"boots","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/boots\/","title":{"rendered":"Boots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I decided to wear a pair of boots<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve had for some time. I had originally<br \/>\nfound them in a garbage can in my neighborhood.<br \/>\nSurprisingly, they were new but heavily<br \/>\nencrusted with concrete.<br \/>\nSomeone had perhaps poured a concrete slab,<br \/>\nhad purchased the boots solely for the occasion,<br \/>\nand then discarded them.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve yet to figure out if it&#8217;s the Scot in me,<br \/>\nor the Jew, or the Armenian, or the Recycler,<br \/>\nor the guy that doesn&#8217;t throw it away<br \/>\nif it&#8217;s not broken, or the poor man,<br \/>\nmaybe all of the above.<br \/>\nAnyway I restored the boots and have<br \/>\nworn them on and off these many years,<br \/>\nthey&#8217;re steel-toed by the way.<br \/>\nI inspected them closely before putting them on<br \/>\nas down my way they can become a habitat.<br \/>\nA friend of mine once donned his boots,<br \/>\nfelt a tingling sensation, removed the offending boot,<br \/>\nshook it and out fell a fucking scorpion! Ha,ha!<br \/>\nSpecifically what brought me to pen was<br \/>\nthe label information. the steel toes were<br \/>\nmanufactured in America, the product made<br \/>\nin China, and that, many years ago.<br \/>\nMy first thought was &#8220;damn, there has<br \/>\nto be a moral here&#8221; and there is, but you<br \/>\ncan make that case, I&#8217;m taking a different tack.<br \/>\nA while back, America sold its scrap steel to Japan<br \/>\nonly to have it returned in the form of shot<br \/>\nand shell at Pearl Harbor. Shall we remember<br \/>\nPearl Harbor?<br \/>\nApparently not satisfied with being fucked once,<br \/>\nAmerica has now sent its entire nuts and bolts<br \/>\nindustry to China, What the fuck!<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s that old saying &#8220;fuck me once, your fault,<br \/>\nfuck me twice, my fault.&#8221;<br \/>\nWhat is it?, I just can&#8217;t help thinking<br \/>\nnobody gives a shit.<br \/>\nIslander.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I decided to wear a pair of boots I&#8217;ve had for some time. I had originally found them in a garbage can in my neighborhood. Surprisingly, they were new but heavily encrusted with concrete. Someone had perhaps poured a concrete slab, had purchased the boots solely for the occasion, and then discarded them. I&#8217;ve &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/boots\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Boots&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-769","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=769"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":790,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/769\/revisions\/790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}