Every day we throw into landfills tons of shit
\nthat will be around for a thousand years.
\nThat’s easy enough to say, who alive today
\nwould be around to dispute it?
\nBut here’s the good news folks, cheer up,
\nthe glass is actually half full.
\nA thousand years from now humans will be mining
\nthis shit and turning it into completely new shit! Ha,ha!
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