{"id":942,"date":"2017-10-08T00:09:22","date_gmt":"2017-10-08T00:09:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/?page_id=942"},"modified":"2017-10-08T00:39:24","modified_gmt":"2017-10-08T00:39:24","slug":"sixty-percent","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/sixty-percent\/","title":{"rendered":"Sixty Percent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hot off the press, did you know that sixty percent<\/p>\n<p>of women are wearing the wrong pad?!<\/p>\n<p>Oh horror!,\u00a0 not that things don&#8217;t fit properly,<\/p>\n<p>but that some agency can know such an intimate fact.<\/p>\n<p>Can I get a job doing their research?, ha,ha,\u00a0 seriously<\/p>\n<p>send me an employment application.<\/p>\n<p>Islander.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hot off the press, did you know that sixty percent of women are wearing the wrong pad?! Oh horror!,\u00a0 not that things don&#8217;t fit properly, but that some agency can know such an intimate fact. Can I get a job doing their research?, ha,ha,\u00a0 seriously send me an employment application. Islander.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-942","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=942"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":944,"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/942\/revisions\/944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewalrussaid.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}