The Dutch-boy and the Dike

Do you remember that one about the Dutch-boy standing there with hs finger in the dike? Of course you do, I think his name was Donald, I could be wrong. Anyway, to continue the story, passersby would ask “why are you sticking your finger in that dike, Donald?” and Donald would reply, “if I don’t, everything will go to shit!”, ha,ha!                                                                As you know, I’m fond of analogy. Islander.