A Skunk, a Deer and a Giraffe enter a tavern
and sidle up to the bar. The Giraffe says “bartender,
a round of drinks please”. The bartender sets them up
and the three immediately down their drinks.
The Giraffe says “bartender , another round please”.
The bartender sets them up again and the three
immediately quaff them.
Once again the Giraffe requests another round
but since no money has been displayed
the bartender says “by the way guys, who’s
going to pay for the drinks?”
The Skunk says, “damn, I haven’t a scent”.
The Deer says, “well, I had a buck on me
this past spring and I expect a little doe in the fall”.
The Giraffe says, “that’s all-right fellas,
the highballs are on me”. Ha,ha!
A joke I first heard too long ago, it is one of the few
I can remember. I find that children in particular
are delighted when I tell it.
At the moment I’m trying to concoct a joke about
a Muslim, a Christian and a Jew, but it is far from
easy, for as you know I have no desire to offend anyone.
Islander.