Well what do you know, the Emperor has no hair!, ha,ha!
What happened at today’s event goes a long way in explaining
the outlandish hair-do he has sported these several years.
My wife and I damn near fell off the couch laughing as this complete
clown babbled on unaware of his display.
I’m sure tonight’s late show comedians, tomorrow’s hostile pundits and
SNL will make much of his ridiculousness.
One thing’s for sure, you’ll never see him face a strong wind again
unless he’s wearing his M.A.G.A. cap.
Islander.