You can salt a mine, everyone knows that, but did you know
you can also salt a mind? How so you might ask.
Easy, just watch enough of what passes for news
on network television, and take it from me your
mind will be well salted with bullshit that is
liberally sprinkled on a few tidbits of truth.
Too much salt robs the body of its health
and too much bullshit robs the mind of its reason.
Islander.