To the average American out there.
Would you like to take your spouse, if you have one,
and spend four years in Europe, all expenses paid
courtesy of the United States government?
Then all you have to do is contribute one million
dollars to the person who will make it possible.
You need no other qualification. No expertise,
no intelligence necessarily and certainly
no qualms about being an absolute impostor.
Sad, fucking sad.
Islander.