Grifters

Funk and Wagnalls  def. “Grifter n. US slang, a petty swindler

or confidence man; esp., one who operates a dishonest game

of chance at a carnival or circus. [ ?<grafter ]”

Quite often Americans are offered the chance to vote for a grifter,

no surprise there. However this time around, in reward for their

overwhelming cattle-like docility, they are given a choice

between two grifters.

I would also point out the analogy between our elections

and a circus.                                             Islander