I can be as meticulous as the next guy but for the most part
I’m a slob. In fact, I fancy myself a Prince among slobs.
Not the King, mind you; I met the King years ago and
realized immediately I must bow.
That was, as I said, a long time ago and the thought comes to mind that he might have passed or perhaps abdicated.
If that were the case, I, myself, might be able to ascend
to the throne, but in my heart I know I am not worthy
of such high title.
No, I will satisfy myself with being a member
of the Royal Court of Slobbery.
Islander
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