Everyone knows that Johnny does not like to be mimicked
but did you know that Johnny himself does a reasonably
good imitation of Benito Mussolini?
See the “strongman” grip on the podium, see the “jutting
jaw”, the “pouting lips” downturned at the corners,
see the “Imperial stare”.
Oh yes, Johnny is a rather good impersonator, when will we
see the jackboots and stiff-armed salute pray tell?,
when will we see the mustache, ha,ha!
Islander.