Political whores

It’s interesting, don’t you think, how so many

people who run for public office act like absolute whores during their candidacy.

Are these people suddenly supposed to

turn into saints once they have achieved

their ambition? Fact of the matter is that

once they gain the office they spread their

legs even wider, if that’s possible.

So folks, I guarantee you if you vote for a

whore you’re going to get a whore.

I guess eveybody in this country likes a

whore, there can’t be any other explanation.

Personally I like just plain whores, but the

only position I want to put them in

is horizontal.                     Islander.