“If the Shoe Fits”

“Wear it, and I’m wearing it, and they know it.

They call me a fraud; as if they’re not.

They say I’m a coward; yet they salute me,hail me and do

everything to please me,

so, who’s the coward now?

They say I have no heart; what’s heart have to do with it?

They say I’m lewd and crude; but I’m telling you, women love to

be grabbed down below better than the tit, they’re much more

sensitive there, don’tcha know?

They say I’m a bigot; so what, I’m not the first president in that respect.

They say I’m just plain rotten; well if that’s the case I’ve come to

the right place, here in DC. I have to live in a dump

but you can’t have everything[and I’m working on that too].

They say I’m a fascist; well, Mussolini did well with it.

Enough, it’s three AM. and I have to take a shit on somebody.

POTUS”

Ha,ha,——ha,ha,ha!

Islander.