Sleepless in La La Land

Ok, you can fake a presidential election, but can you fake a Presidency?
Of course you can, the last actor was quite adept at it as was his
predecessor. It’s simple enough, just keep the wars going, keep the money
and blood flowing and when these cretins have totally fucked up this
world there’s always Mars and the rest of the Universe to war over.
Mars, appropriately named don’t you think? Who will be the first man
to die in a war on Mars? pray tell. Perhaps that kid I see outside
every day riding his bicycle.
Couldn’t get to sleep tonight, so I thought I’d get up and pen
a few cheerful lines, ha, ha.
Islander.