A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian enter a tavern and saunter up
to the bar. The bartender says, “what can I get you
gents, gentiles and infidels?”
The Christian says, “I’ll have a Blood of the Lamb”.
The Jew says, “do you have Kosher booze?”
The Muslim says, “I’ll have a Shirley Temple”. Ha,ha!
Islander.